A Captive Audience

I sold a reprint to a mainstream market!  Well, kind of a mainstream market.  Okay, it’s Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s Flush Fiction Anthology.  So it’s better than a mainstream market; this book will be sitting someplace where it’s bound to get picked up and read!

It’s a new life for “Excuse Me”.  It originally ran in The Rejected Quarterly in full 1500-word hilarity.  I shaved it down to size and now it’s flash funny. (Okay, I am contractually obligated to say “make that FLUSH funny.”  Okay, not so much obligated as mildly amused.)

Not sure of the details of when it’ll be out or anything.  More when I find out more.  I can say I that I love the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series and I’m stoked to be a part of their first foray into fiction.  What better to put in a bathroom reader than a story about time traveling flatulence?