This can’t be good for productivity

For those in the nerd world (or anywhere in South Korea), you know that today is the release of StarCrack II.  Oops, I think I meant StarCraft II.  It is 25% loaded on my laptop already.  27%.    28…  For those that live under rocks (or in the real world, which is worse), StarCraft is an excellent real time strategy game; you know, the kind where you build troops and manage resources.  I am loading the sequel, one that is 12 years after the original and a reported $100 million in development.  Yes, this comes from Blizzard, the same people that put out World of Warcraft.  I expect this game to be equally addictive.  I know the original was.

So when will I write?  *whimper*  I don’t know.  I will be addicted to the computer for a while.  Bad writer, no video games!  Well, maybe I can set up a StarCraft reward system.  An hour of play for every 1000 words?  Should be steeper than that, but I’m weak.

Still only 30%.  I guess I can do some writing while it loads.

Knowing your audience

As a speculative fiction writer, I often forget the importance of pandering to my audience.  And by pandering, I mean more than giving them what they want; give them something they don’t expect that resonates with them.

For instance, I am a big, big fan of USA’s original series Psych.  (I also enjoy Burn Notice…but that’s a different post.)  Everything about the show resonates with me.  I often (at least once an episode) have to pause the show so I can finish laughing hysterically and catch my breath before continuing.  Shawn (the fake psychic and main character) is my age, graduated high school the year I did, and says the things I’d never say myself but would love to if my wit was half as quick as his.  Gus (his best friend and partner) and he have some of the wittiest dialog (banter, really) I have ever heard.  The female detective is hot without being imposingly so.  Heck, Shawn dated the chick from the movie She’s All That. As wonderful as this stuff is, it’s become what I expect of the show.  I expect witty banter and low-key sexual tension.

This week, I got a nugget.  Out of left field, the aforementioned hot female detective asks Shawn what he’s done all day.  Shawn’s response: “Well, I watched some Phineas and Ferb, then…”  Pause.  Laugh until I can’t breathe.  Why is this so funny?  I watched no less than four episodes of Phineas and Ferb today.  (I do have a three year old).  P&F is also hilarious.   (Perry the Platypus versus Dr. Doofenshmirtz…but that’s another post)  The writers watch P&F.  They decided that their fan base would enjoy P&F if they had opportunity to watch it.  They knew it would resonate with me.  It did.

It’s not just that.  At his high school reunion, Shawn replaced his own name tag picture with one of Judd Nelson.  They throw references to 80s movies into every episode (maybe not so much of late, but the first couple seasons were packed.  It averages out.)  Some zingers miss me, others smack me in the head.  Pause.  Laugh.

I want to do that with my stories.  Not all of them, but some.  I want my target demographic of readers to feel like they just got something other people missed because I wrote it just for him/her.  It doesn’t have to be a joke.  It could be a character name that’s a allusion, a character quirk that they get because they’ve lived it.

This is hard to do.  I get it occasionally when I read, but not often.  Dumbledore’s name is an allusion to little moth creatures in Lord of the Rings.  I’m reading a detective novel where the character has realizations and observations I would make.  A Phineas and Ferb reference would be a tough score in a story, but I guess it could work.

I often find that I cut my clever quips and references because I doubt that the editor will get it.  I have had editors/beta-readers/etc. tell me I should cut those things.  Maybe I shouldn’t listen.  After all, my parents don’t really like Psych.  Why not?  They didn’t graduate in 1995.  The humor isn’t aimed at them.  Oh they’ll get most of it, but not the stuff that’s golden, the stuff that makes me want to watch it the minute I see Psych on my recorded list (bless you, DVR).  I am in their demographic.  Somewhere out there, an editor will be in my story’s demographic and that quip the other editors didn’t get will be what sells it.

There’s a lot about my style that could resonate with some people while others consider it nails on a chalkboard.  (How often do you see chalkboards anymore?  I have three in my classroom for graphing, but I don’t even use them.  I digress.)  See, that’s one there!  Did you miss it?  My parenthetical commentary.  If I wrote stories like that, I’d have editors coming to my house to pry the 9 and 0 keys from my keyboard.  I like parenthetical comments.  I teach with them (verbally), I blog with them (obviously), why not write with them?  I could get away with it in flash fiction most likely, and I concede that a novel written this way would be exhausting, but there’s a place for this.  (Yes, Shawn Spencer on Psych makes his share of aside comments in similar style, another thing that endears me to the show.  Or does it endear the show to me?  I can never remember which way it goes.)

Anyway, I want to reach out and poke people with little bits that work for them in a very personal way without getting in the way of the story.  Or sometimes getting in the way.  I have done this, to an extent, with my story TWHDotGMP (title redacted…there’s a post about that somewhere on here).  For instance there is reference to “…a group of Klinons that were barely dodging copyright infringement as it was…”  Not the most incredibly unique or obscure reference in the world, but it’s there to make a reader pause, reread, spot the difference, and chuckle.  Too many of those and the reader can’t get any inertia for all the stop-and-go reading, but a few peppered in can make a story that much more enjoyable.  TWHDotGMP is out on submission as we speak to IGMS; Strange Horizons already said no thanks.  But it’s early in the life of a short story and I really want this experiment in farcical humor to succeed, mostly because I want to know there are readers out there as wacky as I am, people for whom my humor resonates on a personal level.  And I want to get paid.

Hands, Teeth, and Pitchforks

I know I’ve said it before, so I guess this makes be-five; I dig zombies.  I’m not generally a horror guy.  Never got into Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th or Halloween.  Not much of a vampires versus werewolves enthusiast.  Hauntings and demons freak me out.  But I dig zombies.

I just finished (a couple nights ago, while on vacation) Carrie Ryan’s The Forest of Hands and Teeth.  It’s been mentioned in my sidebar for a while and in an old post or two.  It’s YA (young adult) and very much centered in the mind of a female teen.  Had I been less motivated to get into the book, I might not have.  Why?  I’m a man in his thirties, hardly the target demographic.  Had I not met Carrie and been so impressed with her at ConCarolinas, I never would have picked the book up.

I’m glad I did.

TFHT is set well after the zombie apocalypse has occurred, so much after that the characters don’t know a life before.  Stories still exist; those paired with a pheromone-driven kind of love are the driving force behind the characters and hence the plot.  Oh, and some desperation.

I spent way more time inside the main character’s head experiencing her very narrow selection of emotions and topics.  This isn’t necessarily a bad thing since I do work with teen girls and they seem to have very limited catalogs as well.  It was, for lack of better terminology, a bit more “angsty” than I usually prefer.  (Is that a word?  No; no it’s not.)  This is angsty in the Twilight style.  Ooh, I just did the unthinkable, comparing a book I liked to Twilight.  Maybe I should say it’s ansty the way Twilight should have been.  The angst did drive characters to act rashly and lose focus and do things a normal person might not do, but no one ever became even temporarily stupid.  Sentimental, yes.  Paralyzed, yes.  But never stupid.  (Thank you for that, Carrie.  I get enough stupid elsewhere.)

The plot arc starts out complicated and gets much more linear in the end; again, not a complaint, just a necessity of the way it’s written.  Actions had consequences and consequences required action.  It was a plot that moved and the characters sometimes pushed the plot and other times were swept away by it.

I would be remiss if I didn’t discuss the zombies themselves.  Excellently devised and explained.  The zombies, you see, are outside the fence; people are inside.  So what do the zombies do?  Go after the fence, of course.  This leaves their fingers broken and cut and hideous.  It was a well that was visited often, but the descriptions were always graphic.  Besides, if the fingers are what penetrate into your world, that’s what you notice.  Their fingers are like sharks’ dorsal fins that way.

Will I read the sequel, The Dead-Tossed Waves?  Eventually, I suspect.  What better endorsement could there be?  I guess I could be typing furiously on Amazon to get it, but the book’s just a little too far from my zone to be that enthusiastic.  If you like zombies or teen angst, you will likely enjoy this book.  If you like both, you’ll love it.

So what did that have to do with the pitchforks in the title?  I also watched (the new version of) The Crazies.  Zombie movie?  Eh, close enough for me.  And it rocked.  A lot purer a science fiction movie than most zombie films, it was sufficiently disturbing and violent without being ridiculous.  The whole pitchfork scene was very disturbing, more from a stress and anticipation angle than anything else.  And the notion that the crazies are not undead, just…well, crazy, made the plot that much more credible.

Oh, the plot had faults, but not too many.  It might have been better if the words “stay here” had been purged from the script.  And let’s discuss the foolishness of wasting ammo.

Sufficiently scary.  I still have to take the dogs out tonight, so we’ll see how freaked out I ended up.  If there’s a human outside, I’ll surely scream like a little girl.  In my defense, I can’t see any neighbors from my house so no one should be out there.

Galleys

Hi folks.  Back from vacation with no writing to show for it.  I had fun, though, and I’m largely refreshed.  That should help.

I did receive my very first galleys while I was gone.  My second ones, too.  Galleys (the term my WotF colleagues have been using) are really just page proofs for the parts of the publication relevant to the author, in this case me.  We need to be sure my name is spelled right and no formatting errors crept into the story. I got my Zero Gravity galleys on Tuesday (I think) and my WotF galleys Thursday. Both were pretty darn good.

I also got a rejection from Daily Science Fiction for S.R.  I shaved the story down about 100 words to get to the point quicker and sent it back out, this time to Apex Magazine.  That’s a long shot because they deal in dark SF; S.R. has some darkness to it, but maybe not enough.  I had intended to hit Lightspeed with this story, but they’re having submission system issues and remain closed until they are remedied.  If Apex passes, we’ll try again.  This story will sell somewhere; I just need to find the right market.  I haven’t hit any of the big 3 with it yet; a fact that surprised me a bit.  I don’t usually send snail mail subs during the summer since it’s harder to get to the post office, but school starts in a couple weeks and I’ll have them on my list again.

I’ve lost all momentum on all my projects.  That probably means I have late mistakes to fix.  I’ll troll for them tonight.

Good to be home.

Against my will

I hate it when this happens.  When writing projects conspire with each other and mutiny against my schedule, demanding at gunpoint that they be written in their own preferred order.  I hate it.  But I have submitted to their demands.

I have a vampire funeral story (yep, you heard right) that has been demanding to be written.  With the coming of Halloween anthologies, I gave in.  Ah, the story needed the Halloween tie in.  Damn, I’ll never be able to work on a deadline.

The novel is actually making progress, but not the direction I wanted.  I need a good leaping transition to get past the boring stuff.  Unfortunately I’ve buried myself in a scene that I can’t seem to escape.  That means backtracking and a lot more telling.  I need to squish five pages into three paragraphs.  To do so, I need to step away from the story.  I probably should jump to a later part of the story, like the part I feel rushed to be telling, but the vampire cries louder.  He does not, however, sparkle.

This story shouldn’t take more than a few days.  I hope to be back on the novel by Monday.  I wish I could dedicate more time to it in the next few days, but I have a trip to a state park tomorrow and my wife is shooting a wedding on Saturday.  *sigh*

I’m also going on vacation next week.  Like Nobu, I’m bringing my laptop.  However I don’t have any word count goals for the days we’re gone.  But if I don’t get moving on this novel, my first draft won’t be done before school starts and I sure won’t have a decent draft by the end of August.  I need to get my @$$ in gear.

Cats and Dogs

Did I mention it pours?  Two more responses today, neither personalized, neither acceptances.  Analog and Strange Horizons, two very tough markets.  The story I sent to Analog (E.E.) had some rewrites that didn’t make it into the envelope because I am an idiot.  I’ll try it — wit the rewriten sections — at Asmiov’s next.  It’s fairly firm sf so it needs a rigorous home.  The Strange Horizons story (T.W.H.D.o.t.G.M.P) is on the other end of the spectrum, sci-fi humor.  Very funny stuff, a little longer than Ed Schubert at IGMS said he prefers his humor, but I may try there anyway.

I just sent S.R. to Daily Science Fiction like I said I would.  Their average response time at Duotrope is 9 days.  Yep, nine.  So I should hear from them soon.

I do still have stories out there.  ASIM is still holding T.O.L., but I’m doubting they’ll pick it up at this point.  Bull Spechas had T.R.M. for more than their average response time and well over their predicted response time.  I’m hoping the long wait is good news.  G.B. is still at Abyss & Apex, too; I’ll expect news from them in about a month.

But that’s it, folks.  I need to get these two back out so I can start waiting again.

Honestly, this has been a very good year for my story sales.  Yes, yes, the Writers of the Future win stands out above the rest, for sure, but it’s still been my most productive year to date.  Four stories will have made print in 2010.  (See my bibliography to know which.)  That’s twice what I had in 2009 and together that’s as much as I had in the eight or so years prior that I’ve been writing.  I need to keep things growing, though a novel would be worth a lot of shorts.  I’m pretty satisfied and I’ll keep at it.  Sewnd more, sell more.  That’s how it works.

When it rains, it pours

After a response drought I end up with two in my inbox in two days.  This one (S.H.) was a rejection from IGMS.  It never even made it to Ed the editor (nice guy, met him at ConCarolinas).  Too bad.  Now I need to select another market.  I may try Daily Science Fiction; other Codexians seem to be scoring there.  If not, their response time is only a notch or two slower than Lightspeed or Clarkesworld.

On a bigger note, I have received confirmation that Zero Gravity will be out later this summer.  A quick turnaround is an advantage of a small press, I guess.  It’ll be a trade paperback (size of a hardcover just without the hard cover).  It looks like it will sell at around $15 from Amazon based on Pill Hill Press’s previous anthologies.  I’ll link to it when it’s available.