New Story on my Free Fiction Page

Okay, calling “Excuse Me” a new story is like calling Sophia Loren an attractive young lady.  It was published in 2009 in The Rejected Quarterly, a magazine that requires a stack of rejections with each submission.  So this story has been around a while.  I’m fond of it.  It’s my first attempt a humor.  I’ve been accused of writing a 1500-word fart joke.  Read it and decide for yourself.