Baker’s Dozen is now available!

Not all things in the world flow as smoothly as one might hope, and the road to this e-publication had a couple potholes, but nothing too damaging.  And now Baker’s Dozen is available through Smashwords!  As in right now, this minute.  Why are you still reading?  Go get it!  It’s only $2.99, for goodness sake!

Oh, what about Amazon, you ask?  It’s still a go there, too.  I’m waiting for the file to get through some approval hoops before it’s available.  It that’s where you want to get it, you might try looking around noon (central time) on Friday.  (If it’s already after noon on Friday, there should be a newer post on my blog with an update.)

 

Vastly Improved Cover

A lot of people saw the old cover image here on my blog or on facebook.  It said what it needed to and had a touch of flair in the title font, but that’s pretty much all it had going for it.  Now, with the help of my amazingly talented photographer/wife, I have a new cover.  A simple enough image, but a lot more eye-catching.  And only two days until you can get your own on Kindle!

Friday, Friday, Friday!

I’ve decided to release my first collection of short stories, Baker’s Dozen, will hit the Kindle store on Friday (June 15th) with an anticipated price of only $2.99.  It’s the best three bucks you’ll spend all year.

Twenty-three cents per story.  More than four stories per dollar.

I’ll link to it on the blog as soon as it’s available.

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In other news, I am a new uncle.  Well, I was an uncle already, but now I’m uncl-ier.  My sister-in-law gave birth to a beautiful baby girl yesterday.  Just thought I’d share my pride.  Congratz to my brother and his family.

Baker’s Dozen – coming soon to Kindle

On the advice of…well, at least 13 people, I have compiled 13 of my stories into a self-published ebook and have formatted it for the Kindle.

Why 13?  Well, that makes a Baker’s Dozen.  It was a title suggested by my friend Greg and I couldn’t resist the pun.  Guilty as charged.

Why self-pub?  I can’t see shopping this thing around for forever just to wind up self-pubbing it anyway. I am a long way away from giving up on traditional publishing (novels and magazines), but I’m convinced this is the way to go for a single-author collection.

Why just Kindle?  Okay, it’s not just Kindle.  By the time I release the thing, it may well be ready for Smashwords and Nook, too.  But I’m new at this and there’s a learning curve.

What’s in it?  Oh, I’m so glad you asked!  There’s quite a variety, but stories mostly fit into one of four categories:

  • Space opera like my Writers of the Future winner “Poison Inside the Walls” and my fan favorite “Leech Run”
  • Urban fantasy including my middle grades story “Faerie Belches” and the full version of the Uncle John’s Flush Fiction story “Excuse Me”
  • Near future science fiction like my flash piece “How Quickly We Forget” and the unpublished dystopian tale “Secondhand Rush”
  • Zombie fun like the sports riff “ZFL” and my play on the Pied Piper, “Not Rats”
  • and five others!  (I sound like a Time Life Music infomercial.)

Includes 9 of my greatest hits as well as 4 never before published stories; well over 40,000 words of fiction.  Tiny little flash stories to the top end of the short story scale; dark and gritty to farcically hilarious; hard science to impractical frivolity.  There is something in this collection for absolutely every reader of short speculative fiction, all for the low price of…

Okay, I confess, I’m still waffling on the price point.  When I see individual short stories from writers at similar places in their career selling on Kindle for 99 cents, a fairly high number isn’t hard to envision.  But then I consider the role that low price point plays in getting a reader to try a new writer and something bargain basement makes more sense.  I’m considering splitting the difference (high basement?) and also maybe releasing some of the longer stories for $.99 as single stories plus a teaser for another story in the book.  That’s my best impression of a marketing strategy, folks.

Anyway, I don’t quite have the release date set.  I’ll post it as soon as I do.  I’ll also Tweet it, Facebook it, and do whatever else I can think of to get the word out.

I’m pretty excited about this, excited enough to pull four very solid and promising stories out of my submission cycle to make sure my readers get value for their money.  It sure isn’t everything I’ve ever written or even sold, but this is a sample of my best.  If you’ve ever wondered how good I actually am at this writing stuff, here comes your chance to find out.

Check back soon for the latest.

Emerging from the void

Well, it’s been two months since I posted.  Personal stuff, we won’t go into it.  But summer is here — always good news for a teacher — so maybe I can be  writer again for a few months.  And we’ll start by writing a blog post.

For starters, I have a story out in a new themed anthology from the Sparkito imprint of Dark Quest books.  The anthology is called Galactic Creatures.  The theme?  Animal satellites.  Yeah, I’ll let that sink in a moment…animal satellites.  When I heard it, I wasn’t sure whether to work with satellites that looked like animals, behaved like animals, contained animals, animals that behaved like satellites…heck, there are probably a dozen ways to interpret the theme.  I suspect that will lend to the variety of the stories within.  No, I haven’t read it yet because I was out of town when my copy arrived.  But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

My story is called “The Scrapper and the Saint Bernard”.  My interpretation fell somewhere between a satellite that looks like and acts like a Saint Bernard dog.  It uses an almost epistolary style, a first for me.  I think it all worked pretty well (he said without prejudice).  Pick up a copy and see for yourself.

In other news, I just got back from my third trip to ConCarolinas in Charlotte.  No, I wasn’t a guest or a panelist; I’m not big enough yet.  (Soon, though.  Soon…  But I digress.)  Con time was split with some time bonding with high school buds, so it wasn’t the immersive con experience I have had other times, but it was definitely a fun trip, as were the last two years there.

The best part was probably spending time with the Magical Words crew again.  Good people, good writers.  They are a big part of why I go every year.  Faith Hunter, A. J. Hartley, David B. Coe/D. B. Jackson, Misty Massey, Carrie Ryan, Kalayna Price, Edmund Schubert, Stuart Jaffe…not all of them are involved with MW anymore, and some are part-timers there, but I have enjoyed their fellowship and wisdom.

I also enjoyed other aspects of CC: the Dr. Horrible sing-along (always a favorite), sci-fi Whose Line Is It Anyway, the costumes, browsing the wares in the dealer room, yadda yadda yadda.  It’s a mid-size con.  It’s fun.  I only hope I’ll get there next year now that my buddy in Charlotte (whose apartment was a few minutes from the con hotel) is moving to Florida.  Note to self: look up cons in Tampa.

That’s it until next time (which won’t be quite so long).

Flush Fiction Reviews

I still haven’t received my contributor’s copies of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader’s Flush Fiction anthology, but someone out there’s reading it.  Reviews are popping up, my favorite being this one that mentions my story “Excuse Me” among the favorites.

Other reviews mention how eclectic the stories are and how some are too quirky or SF for their taste.  I have a feeling “Excuse Me” may be one they are referring to.  That’s fine; to each their own.  That’s the advantage of an open-themed flash anthology — there’s something for everybody.  It’s also the disadvantage — most people won’t like all of it.  I look forward to parking a copy next to my throne when it comes.

Angry Birds Experiment

It’s been a while since I’ve had a real post here.  Let’s just say I’ve been…distracted.  I’d love to say it’s going to get better, but that may take a while.

I did want to go ahead and document the issue I’ve been having with some angry birds.  Not the iPad variety, the poop-on-my-truck variety.  I don’t know why my truck offends them so.  A little research suggests it’s their own reflection(s) in the glass.  Regardless of the cause, they’re been attacking my ride like well-fibered fiends.  It must stop.

After a fair bit of research and some genuine Southern advice, I have spent a grand total of three dollars on toy snakes to drape over the hood, roof, and the wall I ark beside.  The idea is that bluebirds are afraid of snakes and will thus leave my truck alone.  It’s night 1 of this experiment; I will report on the success/failure of this venture in later posts.

If the snake gambit fails, there are plans to try a fake owl and/or shiny eyeball balloons to deter the featered pests.  If all else fails, I’ll borrow a cat.

Before you leave, be sure you’ve retweeted my April 5th tweet regarding the release of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Flush Fiction.  Retweeting enters you to win a free copy of the book!  Not a Tweeter? Just copy the message on your website/blog/Facebook/whatever with a link back to my Flush Fiction giveaway post and I’ll enter you anyway!  Only retweets/entries posted by 11:59 PM (central daylight time) on April 20th will be considered for the free book!

Flush Fiction Giveaway

Flush Fiction from BRI
Find "Excuse Me" in the new Flush Fiction anthology from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

You can win a free copy of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader‘s first fiction compilation: Flush Fiction.

Flush Fiction includes 88 single-sitting stories including some by friends  of mine.  Oh yeah, my own infamous tale of time-traveling flatulence, “Excuse Me”. I you like flash fiction, you’ll love Flush Fiction.  Go buy it!

All you have to do is retweet the key message to be entered to win a free copy of the book.  I’ll pick one lucky retweeter around the end of the month.  Also accepting Facebook re-postings and links to this post, as long as I can track them and get in touch with you if you win.

Winner to be announced April 20th (or thereabouts).

You can find my recent tweets in the right margin or just click here to go to My Twitter Feed.

Thanks, good luck, and happy retweeting!

OmniCon Report

OmniCon was a lot of fun.  It started slow, only a few people attending the opening ceremonies and the first couple rounds of panels, but it picked up.  It wasn’t a huge con, under 300 people, but it was fun.

I enjoyed spending time with the writers there: Chris Berman, Bennie Grezlik, Gregg Overman, and Marina Sergeyeva.  I did panels with all of them.  Good folks with a lot of knowledge, all of them.  We had some fantastic discussions with crowds of varying sizes.  None were huge, but most were of comfortable size.  I heard more than one of them mention a desire to return next year.  I am inclined to share the desire.

The most popular panel of the weekend (which I was not a part of) was the “My Little Pony” panel.  I don’t get it.  A whole bunch of people were really into it, though.  Bronies?  Really?  To each their own, I guess.

The costume contest had a good number of participants with some good quality.  The vendors had some nice stuff — particularly the art — but nothing really for me.  Gaming?  Not in years and no one plays Rifts anymore anyway.  But this was a very nice homecoming for me.

I intend to help out with OmniCon 2013.  There was a lot to like about this year’s con, but I think it could be better and bigger next year, and I’m hoping I can contribute to that.

Resources for Beginning Writers

I am doing a panel at OmniCon for beginning writers.  I still feel like one myself sometimes.  Early in my career, I made use of a lot of different books and other resources.  Here’s a list of some that I still find incredibly valuable.

The Books

  1. How to Write Science Fiction & Fantasy (Card): It’s actually about time for me to reread this one.  I like to do so sometimes to remind myself just what the genre expects of me (and vice versa).  Orson Scott Card is a master in the field and does a great job communicating the ins and outs of sci-fi and fantasy.  A must read for all aspiring speculative fiction writers.
  2. The Elements of Style (Strunk and White): Okay, I confess; I’ve never read it.  Not once.  That doesn’t change the fact that it’s the armchair book of choice for basic grammatical technique.  If not EoS, then have something: The Chicago Manual of Style, Harbrace College Handbook, a recent grammar text.  I don’t care how good you are, you’ll need to look stuff up.  (If you never need to, you’re not varying your prose enough.)
  3. Elements of Writing Fiction Series (Card, Kress, Noble, Bickham, and others): I cheated a bit here.  I had trouble selecting one book from this series, so I put the whole thing.  I found Character and Viewpoint very useful early on while Beginnings, Middles, and Ends was a bit more advanced and Plot fell pretty well in the middle.  Each book in the series was good, though Description was a little to poetic for my taste.
  4. Creating Short Fiction (Knight): If you want to write (and sell) short fiction, this book is a must read.  Damon Knight was a master at short stories and taught a lot of people who also went on the be masterful.  Short stories aren’t book chapters or under-developed novels; they have their own tempos, their own expectations.  This book demonstrates the ins and outs of a widely overlooked medium.
  5. Writing the Breakout Novel (Maass):  This is a book by a literary agent about what literary agents need to see in novels.  Yes, this is a how-to book for writing novels.  No, it is not a step-by-step, paint-by-numbers method.  Maass helps you pick which idea in your head to develop (because, face it, you have dozens) and walks you through the necessities to have a novel that doesn’t just pop but erupts.
  6. The First Five Pages (Lukeman): Ever pick up a book in a bookstore and read a few pages to see if it’s worth anything?  You aren’t alone.If you want an editor/agent/reader to reach page six of your novel/story, you first need to get the job done on the first five pages.  (See what I did there?)  This book really helps get the all important beginning right so the rest of the work gets a chance.

The Links

  1. SFWA:  The Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America is the professional organization for speculative fiction writers.  No, you can’t join right out of the starting blocks.  You need to make 3 qualifying professional short fiction sales or one qualifying professional novel sale  to become a full member.  But its the resource link you should be familiar with, like Writer Beware.  Several of the other links here are SFWA pages.
  2. Workshops: From Critters to Clarion, there’s a workshop to benefit every writer at every level.  This links to my website’s workshop page with a lot of resources.  (Email me if you find any links outdated or broken.)
  3. Turkey City Lexicon: Funny name, invaluable terminology.  Infodump, squid on the mantelpiece, smeerps…whatever’s wrong (or right) with your story, it might already have a name.  Naming a thing makes it easier to identify.
  4. Standard Manuscript Format: You must know this.  You must use this.  To do otherwise is to mark yourself an amateur.
  5. Heinlein’s Rules of Writing: This is Beginning Writing 101.  I don’t follow all of these rules perfectly, but I know them.  You should, too.
  6. Duotrope: Okay, I wrote a story.  Where do I send it?  I use Duotrope to target markets, track submissions, and predict response times.
  7. I Should Be Writing: This podcast helps writers maintain sanity as they write and experience things like doubt, writer’s block, deadlines, etc.

That’s a Baker’s dozen to keep you busy.  But don’t forget to do some writing, too.  That’s what this is all about anyway, right?